Happy 35th birthday to the Brightest Witch!
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster