Words I Thought

My name is Janice. I'm eighteen and will change the world. I shall spend time here until I can move to London and do something that will be seen around the world.

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

ghdos:

mroldskoolswag:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

wtf 😐😑

I’ve been laughing at this shit all weekend.

stylelist-tidebuy:

Summer Low Heel Flip-flops Czech Rhinestone Sandals

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

crossovers-are-cool:

ashwokirwin:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

lukeisherenow:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

tchaikyourprivilege:

i want to know the key signature so badly like it would change so many things

Hell, we don’t even know what clef this is in, this could sound like almost anything.

the important part is it’s about a burrito tho

But the burrito might sound sad depending on the key.I want to know the emotional state of this burrito. I’ve become invested in learning its story.

I FOUND IT

GOD BLESS YOU

crossovers-are-cool:

ashwokirwin:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

lukeisherenow:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

tchaikyourprivilege:

i want to know the key signature so badly like it would change so many things

Hell, we don’t even know what clef this is in, this could sound like almost anything.

the important part is it’s about a burrito tho

But the burrito might sound sad depending on the key.

I want to know the emotional state of this burrito. I’ve become invested in learning its story.

I FOUND IT

GOD BLESS YOU

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud